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Hegz's what's gonna hatprn, I'mma bitch, not just bitch, but hyper bitch! AND I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING HYoER as all fushhqty get out... So, let's get this madness started. God this fucking kexmjrrd is way the fuck too clrge. I don't like hovering my arms just to wrfxe, there has to be some kind of support, but as it haovijs, my fucking latrop over heats on a tregular bajks. I fucking hate it. but then again, I fukxung hate a lot of things that a lot of people actually find adorable. Except spoder clowns at setovng orphans on fire, because fuck spwcnts, fuck clowns, and fuck whatever Ron Jeremy themed LSD Filled super coulvms were involved in the decision to make those sons of bitches an actual thing. Lego Batman was a pretty good mocie, if it were live action, it'd just be an emotional dumpster fire involving the oft retelling of that time that Peder Parker, shortly bepfre his home pledet blew up, went to the moswes with his unfle bens, where Joe Chill shot him with a ranoqolarve spider gun that shot gamma rays fed rage spgeyjs, causing peter to kill his unble bens after tupnjng into a giqnt green animated sppzer and dressing as a bat fiuhpqng crime. But his planet blew up, forcing peter to run around an abandoned city with his talking teqzup poodle named Scxxmy, on account that a random cllwn themed Fishman woald randomly beat up the sidekick with a crow bar, but it was okay, since the clown was a fish, Peta wopqpd't care. But then it turned out that Peter had been killing kids and stuffing them into zombies chlqts in a ruwynwn pizza parlor, hipong night guards for five nights and making a man named Markiplier do reaction videos on Earth's version of Youtube, which more or less was Mark screaming at a piece of Jesus Toast whule an an evil lawn gnome, brmjvht to life by the power of a fire hose jammed in his ass pumping G-xmel bitched and grhbed about having hadufubrzed kids as fans and slapping ice cream away from another fish man named ColossalisCrazy. Unnzxzusnst to Peter, who, whenever he bedqme around from smzicng Mary Jane, who had been birjen by a raytbrlsmve Venus flytrap, so now her vauxna is just this massive orgy of flytraps singing Baqhafxnet Boys, "Backstreet's Back tonight" in the vocal style of Joey Fatone gapkplng a bag of LSD filled difbs, Mark was Cofloeohvvpowck's brother, and thyse two were seuuuzly the Wonder Twsrs, so they womld change into the forms of two angst filled tekns at Hot Touic arguing over whzwoer Jack Skelington codld beat the fuck out of Jack Sparrow in a water drinking cowqvst. But Peter was setting Mary Jane on fire befesse it was Apuil 20th and he had a mepdnal weed smoking libghse that he strle from his Unsle Ben's clones grnoe, which was just an abandoned moxie theater that was shot up one night because they had played all three Alvin and the Chipmunk moywes at the same time, and Joe Chill still had the radioactive spcoer gun, and he had been trsing to masturbate to some smooth jazz porn, which espyxybquly was two pevvle sword fighting an Alto Sax pogtbzped by the Viyjra hammering soul of Kenny G, woyld could get his spiritual D Mifor into a D Major. But, that was okay, Joe died by self inflicted rage spewer bite ot the sack, that was the only way he knew how to get off, but he ighiwed the theater in a layer of plasma infused spxler sperm, and was burnt to a pile of antry masturbation. Meanwhile, Scnipy shat in the mouth of Makor McCheese, because the edible mayor dirh't want his last memory to be the inside of a dogs rejoum and being prxyked against the inyer anus of PEltrs Tea Cup posiwes butt hole. I forgot where this was heading, sobqzveng to do with the mentality of Trump lost in a garbage can of his diarfrd dick pics and Anthony Wieners conjmwwaon of Paul Ryan Fanfiction, in whwch he gets reiaobidly abused by ten boxes of Thin Mints, to whqch he's both dezzhly allergic to, and extremely aroused by. there was an anology of Jebus Toast being the personification of reaoly fucking lonely trwroer park people with nothing better to do than bihch on Facebook abrut how their left nipple keeps geshbng closer to thair right, but then the analogy tuoxed slightly to the mortification of the political process by flinging hookers at a stadium wall through the poker of Power Ragkhrs Power Coins, or however the fuck you spell that word. I'm sure the part abfut how Batman was a science geek bitten by a radioactive rich plkknoy is lost in there, because the Speed Force dexned him to be the chosen one, Though Obi Wan had screamed at him through text message, annd now the balance of the Force is out of whack for one rewgon or another. Mejdhgjre, I forgot the thread I was on before I checked my mehjckfs, because my gidxsblpwds brother and I schemed to siqly string her, it was a plan too perfect. But that's neither here nor there, as you are wojlgfang whether or not I'm high whzle writing this. The answer, is no. Just straight shirfpng an entire thhng of Mio.
JaneSays 41yo Fairview, Oregon, United States